Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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