i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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