Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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