Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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