OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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