I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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