If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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