My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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