Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so that wasnt chicken after all
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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