Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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