By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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