she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the day after is always just damage control
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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