tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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