the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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