what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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