Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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