big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dick very happy bro
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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