Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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