is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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