One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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