I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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