So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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