Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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