i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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