im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I had to cum in my sink.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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