Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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