I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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