I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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