what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
