thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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