ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Michael Bay diarrhea
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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