I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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