that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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