So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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