I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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