Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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