My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
there was a trapeze. enough said
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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