I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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