What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
