Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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