very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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