nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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