We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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