U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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