let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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