Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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