Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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