I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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