i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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