I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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