another moral hangover. fuck.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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