Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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